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5-8-03
The Deadest Dead Beat in the
history of Dead Beats, Ryan James aka Fat Ass Fool...
...........How
do some of you people get through life with your brain limitations? It amazes
me how some of you people hold down jobs, have relationships, or simply complete
normal everyday tasks in your worthless lives. What am I talking about? I'm
talking about dealing with stupid fucking customers day in, day out. These
days, people do not read, they cannot follow simple instructions, and they
simply do not fucking think. They take the word STUPID to a whole new level...
...........
I thought
I had heard it all until today when some complete fucking ass-head called
us COLLECT to order a fucking T-Shirt! I couldn’t believe what I was
hearing, so I had to accept the charges just so I could yell at the fat sack
of shit. How do I know he was a fat sack of shit? He wanted to order a size
XXXXL!!! Jesus Christ mutherfucker stop fucking eating! Next time you go for
the triple cheeseburger eat a fucking apple instead or better yet a glass
of water, you bloated waste of human flesh. Maybe start considering salads
or even skipping a few meals, at 500 pounds it couldn't hurt.
...........
Anyway, this
loser claims he had to call collect since his long distance was cut off for
not paying his bill. So let me get this straight, he can't pay his phone bill
but he can afford to buy a shirt big enough to fit a fucking killer whale?
And if he spent less money on fucking food he might have some extra fucking
money to pay his fucking phone bill so he wouldn't have to waste my fucking
time and money calling me fucking collect. (This guy is the reason I carry
a gun. Too bad he lives all the way in Texas.)
...........
So anyway,
since I had already accepted the charges I figure I'd take his order and add
the collect charges to his total and make him pay. So I take all of his information,
name, address, shirt, ect. Then I ask him for his credit card number to finish
the transaction and this moron tells me: “uh, I don't have a credit card,
I wanted to pay with a money order…” I nearly dropped the fucking
phone… This bastard calls me collect to order and he doesn't even have
a fucking credit card? Just incase the rest of you fucking losers weren't
aware. Telephone orders require that you have a credit card! If you are paying
with a check or money order just mail the fucking thing in, I do not want
to hear your fat-voice. I have better things to do than accept collect calls
from fat pieces of shit that will be dead in 3 weeks from heart failure. I
hope his fat ass is buried in one of my shirts, they probably don't make coffins
his size anyway, just wrap him in a Rotten Cotton tee and toss his ass in
the fucking earth where he belongs, pig. The mutherfucker claims he is sending
me a money order but I doubt I'll ever see it. People are worthless they really
and truly are.
...........
Moral of
this story? Think before you speak, think before you act, think before you
dial our phone number, think before you send us an email, think before you
send us a rubber fucking check, just fucking THINK! Stop wasting everyone
else's time just because you can't get your worthless life in order. If you
want to continue to be a part of the human race and breath our precious air
then take responsibility for yourself and your actions. Its no one else's
fault but your own that you can't pay your fucking bills, or that you are
500 pounds over weight and need a fucking cane at 28 years of age to get your
sorry fat ass to the local fast food joint. Either snap out of it and take
charge of your life and surroundings or just fucking kill yourself and make
the world a better place. Here is the losers name and address, have fun:
Ryan James aka Fat Ass Fool
2715 Lawrence st apt #23
Arlington, TX 76006
The worst
thing about running your own business is dealing with lying sack of shit,
white trash mutherfuckers like Richard Mayes. Dick is short for Richard, and
its so fitting in this case… Dick bounced a fucking $110.00 check. Actually
it wasn't even Dick's check, its his Mommy's. What made this FUCKING IDIOT
think there was any money in his mom's bank account? Doesn't all her money
go to Crack and the trailer rent? And if Mommy can't afford to pay for that
double-wide heap of shit you live in then why the fuck are you trying to order
$110.00 worth of cool shit from us? I bet this fucker doesn't even have toilet
paper, and he's ordering T-shirts? Priorities mutherfucker, think Priorities.
Dick has yet to pay the bounce check fee or attempt to take care of this situation
in any way and unfortunately his dumb-ass is all the way in St Charles MO,
so we can't handle business how we'd like to. Watch out for this check bouncing
shit-brain.
Here is his info:
RICHARD MAYES (white trash loser)
PAULETTE MAYES (white trash Momma)
1551 Pinedale Rd
St Charles Mo 63305
When you
fuck with our money, you fuck with our emotions. Paul A. Cornell is a dingle-berry
smelling mutherfucker that tried to fuck us out of our awesome t-shirts by
sending us a check from a CLOSED bank Account! This was a deliberate scam,
not an accident or a mistake, this fucking Cock-mouth sent us a BAD check,
period. Paul's bank account may be closed but rumor has it that his asshole
is still open for business and he is currently accepting large semen deposits
from gay, aids infected, crack addicts. That's right, Paul's asshole is a
sperm bank, filled and over flowing with large loads of infected jizz. Paul
uses heavy flow maxi pads (with wings!) to keep the semen from dripping out
of his silver dollar sized asshole and staining his "come-fuck-me"
booty shorts. Here is Paul's information including his phone number. If you're
looking for a bank to deposit your sperm, Paul's fart-box is open for business.
PAUL A CORNELL
558 SOUTHERN ROAD
ELLIJAY, GA 30540
PH: (706) 636-3799
Our biggest
fucking pet-peeve here at the Rotten Cotton Compound are $2.00 bounced checks
for our catalog! How do you bounce a fucking $2.00 check? We don't get it.
You mean to tell us that your broke fucking ass can't cover a fucking $2.00
check? Then why the fuck are your ordering our catalog? If you can't cover
a Goddamn $2.00 check then how are you going to drop $16.99 on a shirt? This
all sounds confusing until we look at the returned check and find out that
the fucking check bouncing loser is from Puerto Rico! Is Puerto Rico really
a part of the US? These wet-back shit-stains don't deserve to be apart of
the Red White and Blue! Anyway, the Port-A-Freakin's name is Gabriel Sepulveda
Quiles. Sounds like a fucking bastard, huh? We don't know what is worse, stinky
Puerto Ricans, losers from Alabama, or the slippery fucking gypsies from Yugoslavia.
All you fucks suck dick. You're all broke assholes with DICK in your bank
accounts. Do us favor, if your are unlucky enough to be from Puerto Rico,
Alabama, or Yugoslavia DO NOT order a catalog, stay away from our web site,
or better yet, just get a gun and blow your fucking brains out, anything that
will save us a few bucks in bank fees from your rubber-ass checks. Your lives
ain't worth shit anyway, or haven't you noticed… We don't have a phone
number for this Latin asswiper but here be his address! Send him a box of
shit or something.
GABRIEL SEPULVEDA QUILES
SIERRA BAYAMON
75-24 CALLE 64
BAYAMON, PR 00961
-The first
loser on the list is Jerry Pearson. This ass-wipe bounced a fucking $2.00
check for a catalog! What kind of complete moron bounces a goddamn two dollar
check? You would think this faggot could make at least two bucks with all
the fat dicks he sucks on the corner. Jerry owes us $2.00 plus a $10.00 bounced
check fee (be happy it isn't more gay-boy) for a grand total of $12.00. Unfortunately
we don't have Jerry's phone number, but here is the faggot's address, we hear
he eats dick for a living, pay him a visit if you're into that sort of thing.
JERRY PEARSON
30402 12TH AVE SW
FEDERAL WA 98023
-Next
on ye'ol shit list is Frank E. Bochard. This rotten scum prick tried to scam
us out of 6 shirts through a series of bullshit emails. Unfortunately for
him we saw through his line of complete bullshit after his first email. The
world is full of losers like Frank, and lately it seems like we are a fucking
magnet for pricks like this. One day Frank will move out of his parents house,
get a job and become a responsible member of our society but it seems for
now he is content playing games on the net. I bet Frank's parents are proud,
and I tell ya what if I was his daddy I would have pinched his fuckin' head
off at birth. The world doesn't need more life-pigs like Frank. Here is all
of the info we have on Frank. Harass the fuck out of this prick!
FRANK E. BOCHARD
1952 CAROLINE AVE
BARBERTON, OHIO 44203
Phone: (330) 825-6439
Email: Shroomhed43@aol.com
-Here
we've got an asshole-eater from New Zealand. Timothy O'Neal, a cock-mouth
that uses stolen credit cards to order shit. He tried to burn us, but we caught
the fucker. Unfortunately he burned Shocking Images and got away with it.
The great thing about this is we have trip planned for New Zealand this summer
and you can bet your ass we'll be looking up this prick. Watch your back Timothy,
you have no idea who you fucked with. We're gonna show you how us Americans
take care of business. His info is below:
TIMOTHY O'NEAL
95B HOBSONVILLE ROAD
WEST HARBOUR
AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND 1310
Phone: 09 441 1521
Email: DemOn@ihug.co.nz
-Goddamnit!
How fucking hard is it to balance your Goddamn check book??? And how the hell
do you bounce a mutherfucking $2.00 check??? FUCK! Okay, so you're an idiot,
you bounced a $2 check, now be a fucking man and pay up! Unfortunately Brian
E. Gross is no man, I guess its hard to be a man when your daddy dresses you
in a pink party dress with pretty bows in your hair. Does Daddy's little girl
take it in the ass? Do you swallow too Brian? Listen up you fucker, get out
of that fucking dress, pull the tampon out of your ass, get the dick out of
your mouth, learn to be a fucking man, and take care of your responsibilities.
The cunt's info is below.
BRIAN E. GROSS
2667 AUDUBON DR APT B
MIDDLETOWN OHIO 45044
Phone: (513) 422-2227
-The world is full of inbred mutherfuckers and Alabama is jam-packed with
these fucking retards. If you're from Alabama, just do us all a fucking favor
and slit your fucking wrists now. You're a waste of life, and you shouldn't
be allowed to breath our precious air. If I had my way every Bitch in Alabama
would have their smelly cunts sown up shut! Brian Tedder is one of these inbreds
out of Birmingham Alabama and I'm sure his mother and his sister are the same
fucking beast. And furthermore, we're surprised his daddy could tell the difference
between his daughter's asshole and her cunt. Anyway, this life-pig stole some
bitch's credit card from the gas station were he's employed. Then the stupid
fucker goes on line and tries to order 6 shirts. Brian was to fucking stupid
to know that with the credit card number we can check the name and billing
address for the card holder. If it doesn't match your address, you are busted.
Of course we caught the fucker, but it won't hurt to harass him…
BRIAN TEDDER
809 LINWOOD CIRCLE
BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA 35222
Phone: 205-592-4428
Email: ELLENFWS08@AOL.COM
Just as Alabama is the King of inbred white trash, the citizens (if you can
call them that) of Yugoslavia and Indonesia are all smelly, sleazy, slippery
fucking gypsies. And each and everyone of them should be lined up and shot
in the fucking head...their bodies left to rot in the fucking earth…We
have received so many stolen credit cards that we have declared these two
shitty third-world countries completely off limits. Fortunately we caught
all of these fuckers in the act…But we will not accept credit cards from
either country anymore. If you live in either country, just face the fact
that you are a worthless member of the human race. I've stepped in dog shit
and it meant more to me than your life. If I met you in the street I'd take
your worthless life in a second and wouldn't think twice about it. Below is
a small list of the numerous fraudulent orders from these two shitty countries.
Fuck them all in the ass (with no lube)
nikola crncevic
dusana vukasovica 74
Beograd, serbia
11000 Yugoslavia
Email: debeliboza@usa.net
Dragan
Otashevic
bul Arsenija Charnojevica 50
Belgrade, Serbia
11000, Yugoslavia
011/122555
Email: sublimemf@yahoo.com
yopie/arie
jl.sei mencirim no.69
medan
sumatera utara
20154 Indonesia
0614579679
Email: jack5@budweiser.com
Ir.
heru setiawan, MT
jl. Kebonharjo RT 05 RW III No. 08
Semarang, Jawa Tengah
50174, Indonesia
(024) 510008
Email: satanic_blood666@yahoo.com
yusep
jl.sekeloa 19
bandung, west java
40134 INDONESIA
Phone 62-022-6666666
Email: erikmelvin@absolut-vodka.com
rafael
rudi
jl. ligar arum 6
bandung , 40191
west java
Indonesia
Email: black72@madmail.com
Arif
Rahman
Jl. Batik Uwit no. 4 Sukaluyu
Bandung
West Java
40000 Indonesia
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