Rotten Minions
Are you one of Rotten Cotton's minions? Do you worship at the altar of Rotten Cotton? Is it a rare occasion to leave the house without one of our tees on your back? When you aren't wearing our amazing shirts do you use them as rags to wipe up spew after intense sex in cheap motels? If you answered yes to any of these questions then your ass probably belongs on this page! That's right loser, you! Your ugly fucking mug can be right here on this page soon! Submit a picture of yourself all done-up in one of our many Rotten Cotton T-shirts! If we like (or hate) your photo and we post it here, you will receive a free T-shirt of your choice! Start sending in some pics! Anything goes people, send us some twisted shit!
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Disclaimer:
All participants sent in the following photos of themselves for us to use
as we choose. The crude and immature captions are only parodies and opinions
of the Rotten Cotton staff. We imply no truth to the following captions. It's
all in fun and not meant to be taken seriously. It's all a joke! In other
words, lighten the fuck up and pull that yardstick out of your asshole ya
fucking nerd!
This dude calls himself HorrorDNX. We don't have a clue what DNX stands for but more importantly who is the hot chick? We'd like to think that's booze in her cup and she passed out and was taken advantage of later that evening. Rotten Cotton tees, booze and drunk chicks; a combo made in hell.
Rotten Cotton makes all the bitches parade around in their panties! Our latest victim is Jessika. She loves Rotten Cotton and feeling of soft 2-ply toilet paper on her pretty little anus.
Rotten Cotton's busy corrupting all the fucking kids out there, ain't it cool? We like when you Rotten fucks go out of your way and send in some original shit! Good job, now go to your room and get that fucking homework done punks!
A customer sent in this pic of us from a HorrorFind con in MD. Damn we look as lame as our fucking customers, especially the fucking shit-head in the middle.
Two fucking dorks in horror tees taking a vacation away from their white trash trailer park lives… Rob is semi-cool for wearing one of our tees but his dorky friend is an asshole for wearing a competitor's threads so fuck him! You should know better ya bastard!
We always suspected Superjoint Ritual was cool, now we have proof thanks to this shot our webmaster got at last summers Ozzfest. Check out their page here
Check out Uncle Creepy (aka Tor Johnson Jr) pictured here with Ken Foree and some other loser I'm told is from the lame TV show Buffy. (We're too cool to watch lame shit like Buffy) Anyway, Uncle Creepy is one of the bad ass mutherfuckers behind The Horror Channel. Visit their site now you losers!
Its Mitch and Marty Boone the two ass-clowns behind the cult hit video series Brawlin' Broads pictured here with Jerry Cantrell of Alice In Chains. Marty is wearing our old "Pussycat" tee and Mitch is wearing our Night Of The Living Dead tee, unfortunately we can no longer sell the fucking NOTLD shirt. To make a long story short "law suit happy" Russ Streiner's greedy-ass and Bill Hinzman's "misleading contracts" fucked shit up big time. That's about all we can say draw your own conclusions…
Here is Billy in our Abortions tee. Unfortunately for the world Billy's momma decided to let him live…
Its Courtney wearing our fan-boy Savini tee being molested by Phantasm's Reggie Bannister!
Here's some dude in some crappy band making our shirts look bad by sporting a fucking skirt on stage. Skirts and Rotten Cotton don't fucking fly. Please STOP the madness, put on some fucking pants ya fucking fairy!
Two virgin assholes in our shirts. Sorry to break this to you guys, you are NEVER going to get laid (unless you pay for it).
It's Michael from Germany. How much you wanna bet his apartment smells like decaying flesh?
Wow! Its Sexy Monique from New Mexico. She's a big horror fan and Rotten Cotton junkie too! We didn't have any girl tees for her so she bought our regular shirts and altered them. Great fucking job, they look fucking sweet! Anyway, we are working on some Girl clothes this summer so check back soon Monique!
This is Sara she's only 14 and warned us not to make fun of her or she'd tell her parents on us. We have to deal with enough asshole-angry parents so we'll be cool. (We will admit that Sara has "potential"…) But that won't stop us from making fun of the two dicks to the left and right of her! Its Damien and Ed, two Fairies that like to play with dolls, make-up, and clothes. Uber-Fags. Guys that sit down to pee visit their site now! You'll love it!
This pic is why we make shirts. I wonder if Tracy realizes that a thousand fourteen year old boys (and one 35 year old) will be beating off to her pic everyday? I bet that cushion smells good too! Tracy is wearing one of our old Girl shirts. We'll be bringing them back this summer. Check back soon.
Now this is some shit to really be proud of. Our Rotten Cotton bumper sticker made a special cameo appearance in a porn film! Not sure how long this link will work but go here while it does. Look towards the lower left corner towards the end. Be warned in case you are under 18 or you are at surfing and work or some shit, its explicit and hard-core.
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