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Wow! A group of Rotten Cotton satanists at the Houston AMD Reality Check...Click Here and get your very own HSN tee! And don't forget to check out http://www.hailsatan.net.
Our Latest Rotten Minion is Brother Ragnarok (In the Evil Dead tee). This picture was taken at the Surf Ballroom on Halloween night after a kickass Prong concert. Hangin' with Brother Ragnarok are Tommy Victor, founder/vocalist/guitarist of Prong, and Ragnarok's girlfriend. So what is this sweet hot thing doing with a Geek in an Evil Dead shirt that calls himself Brother Ragnarok? Not to mention the finger paint on his forehead. Reality...What a concept...Click here for Prongs site and click here for The Brotherhood of Bad Movies. Ragnarok's little piece of cyber-space...
This is Duncan Sporting the Phantasm tee! Click here for your own! Further proof our customers shouldn't be fucked with. We'd say something shitty, but the gun looks real, and it looks loaded... Click here for Duncan's Graphic/web design site.
Well Goddamn shit-howdy, its Jay Esparza sporting our legendary Black Nerd tee! Who the fuck is Jay Esparza? A Mexican pimp-daddy, Harley driven, trombone blowin', secret agent ladies man from O-Town California! You can usually find this superfly Mac Daddy at the "Mallard" in Albany California, peelin' Benjamin's with a bitch on his jock and a drink in his hand. Esparza, a jack (off) of all trades… Don't forget to check out Esparza's band here: http://moblfunk.com and get your own Black Nerd shirt here.
Here we have Jim Senft wearing our Fresh Meat tee at a recent wrestling event. It appears that Abdula The Butcher is major MJ supporter and decided to put this little boy in his place for disrespecting and ridiculing is hero. Poor little Jim has been missing ever since, but every time Abdula farts it curiously smells like corn chips and white boy. Click here to get your own tee!
Someone emailed us this one, no name or address was included and the dick-cheese doesn't respond to our emails. How are we supposed to give you your free shirt, ya shit-brain? Anyway the photo is hot and that's one nun we'd all like to bang. Click here for your own Nuns tee and maybe you too can attract a hot young horny Nun too!
Speaking of taking a fat man-sized shit… Its Digestor from the insane band Ghoul! Get your ass over to their site now: http://www.razorbackrecords.com/ghoul.htm
And pick up your own Last House tee here.
A room full of cheesy Goths and I can't think of anything shitty to say. I must be getting old. Thanks for sending in the pic Russ. Get your own Wash Hands tee here. Why do all Goths cut the sleeves off our fucking shirts?
David Dalton has been a loyal customer ever since the Mutilation Graphics days. Here he is sportin' our Eat Meat tee with a mouth full of barbequed beef balls. And those of you that choose not to eat meat, that's your choice, just shut the fuck up about it. Last time I checked we were at the top of the food chain! Animals should be eaten, or slaughtered for sport.
This is "Tad" lead singer from the Hard Core band JUNE SAYS GOODBYE sporting our "Possessed" shirt. With a pussy-ass name like JUNE SAYS GOODBYE you would assume these guys were a bunch of faggots licking the shit out of each others assholes. But all assumptions are wrong, these cats are fire breathing Metal-Gods! Click here to get your own "Possessed" tee and maybe you too can be as cool as these guys!
Check out this cool-ass pic of long time friend and supporter of Rotten Cotton, DIABLO! When DIABLO isn't busy "stalking" Linda Blair, you can usually catch him hosting his very own cable access TV show The NetherWorld Video Zine in the Los Angeles area! DIABLO is, without a doubt, the toughest Mutherfucker ever caught wearing our BRAINDEAD tee! Click here to get your very own Braindead tee and be a tight mutherfucker like DIABLO!
Here we have a few candid shots of Ms Elle our model! Notice our I Fucked Your Daughter tee in the background! Also notice Elle hitting the pipe! The only thing sexier than a barely legal teen token-up. Is a barely legal teen token-up, topless, with one of our shirts in the back ground! God bless the Internet! God Bless Ms Elle! God Bless WEED! God Bless Elle's parents for having her! God Bless Web Daddie for creating her site! And don't forget to click here to get your own I Fucked Your Daughter tee! And be sure to visit Ms Elle's very own web site by clicking here
Not only are the members of the Metal band DRY KILL LOGIC horror fans, but they are also Rotten Cotton fans too. Just take a look at their ever-growing collection of Rotten Cotton gear! Life is too fucking short to wear boring fucking shirts. Wear Rotten Cotton, and who knows, one day you too can be as cool as these guys. Visit Dry Kill Logic's site here and pick up their rockin' CD!!!
Lock up your children and dead-bolt your doors, Nico Claux, convicted murderer and grave robber was released March 22, 2002 after serving 7 years and 4 months of a 12 year sentence. He was also accused of post-mortem cannibalism, and of drinking human blood...Move over Ed Gein... The prosecution called Nico a "death addict", a real-life vampire...And we couldn't be prouder having him wearing our infamous shirts!!! Go here and check out Nico's site, the first site made by a convicted murderer! And here are links to the shirts Nico is wearing so all you aspiring grave robbers can do your dirty deeds in style! ($8 RC Special, and Satanism and the Occult)
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