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This is Pier-Philippe de Chevigny Le Blanc of Quebec Canada. Besides having the longest fucking name in the history of the world, he has an extremely sensitive anus covered with bloody hemorrhoids and prefers the soft 100% cotton of our shirts to the coarse texture of average toilet paper. "My ass bleeds less when I use Rotten Cotton!", says Pier... Rotten Cotton tees have many uses people, from cum rags, to ass wipe... Wipe your ass like a king with Rotten Cotton! And if you live in Quebec be on the look out for Pier and his shit & blood stained shirts...
Ryan, Shad, and Noah from Engorged wearing our Dr Butcher MD, Zombie, and Bad Taste shirts. Get yours here!
Our latest Minion is 17 year old Kory Liss, when he isn't proudly sporting our Lunch With Dahmer t-shirt you can find him on the back roads of Port Orchard WA nailing hearts to wooden crosses! Kory claims they are only cow hearts, but we aren't too sure....Watch out for this fucker people, you'll probably see him on the 6:00 News one day for some fucked-up shit. Make us proud Kory, you are the future! And just so you know Kory, you probably won't get any pussy walkin' around with that cross. Unless its cold, dead pussy you're after...Or maybe you fuck those cows after you rip their hearts out... Go here and order your very own Dahmer T-Shirt!
Here we have Greg from the band SUTURE.SEVEN, caught wearing our Sex Murder Art shirt on stage! Go check out there site; http://www.sutureseven.com/. While you're at it, shoot Greg an email and ask him whats up with those fucking Wizard Of Oz socks he is sporting??? And go get your own Sex Murder Art Tee here: Special thanks to Michelle Carroll for the photographs!
Check out one of the crazy cretins over at BUMP IN THE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS wearing our Gates Of Hell tee! Yea we know, Bump In The Night Productions sounds like a Gay night club, but its actually your #1 source horror movie and monster collectibles! They have the best shit you've ever laid your blood-shot eyes on! Go to their site right fucking now losers!!! And be sure to get your own Gates Of Hell shirt by clicking here
Check out Necro wearing our BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS Tee while getting blown by a fucking skank on top of some poor soul's grave! Who said our shirts weren't ho-magnets? Go here to check out the shirt and soon you too might be getting your man-seed swallowed in a cemetery! And don't forget to check out Necro's site here and order his CD's! Its some of the most twisted and depraved hip-hop ever fucking recorded, with tracks like "All Hotties Eat The Jizz" and "Raped Infants" you can't go wrong... Go there now!
This is Ross, from England. Rumor has it that he runs around town, dressed as Leatherface, butt-fucks people to death, and uses our shirts to wipe up the blood. Again these are just rumors, but if you're in the UK and you see this freak, RUN LIKE HELL! Go here for a look at our Gunnar Hansen signature tee
Here we have Lucifer Fulci, caught wearing our Ultimate Zombie t-shirt. When Lucifer Fulci isn't taking advantage of hot young chicks he plays bass in the cool Punk-Horror band Penis Flytrap. Go here for a look at our Ultimate Zombie shirt and go here for Penis Flytrap's homepage.
Here we have two flaming fags from Spain, Nekkkthor & Lord Alucard. They enjoy wearing our Deep Red shirt and Henry shirt when they aren't tonguing each others asshole's. Nekkkthor has a fire extinguisher to put out the flames coming from Alucard's ass... Thanks for the pic guys! Click here for our HENRY tee. Click here for our Deep Red tee.
Sean McGrath Customer and member of Oakland California's IMPALED was so shocked by one of our catalogs that he shit out his entire intestinal track! Wow!
When Michael Berryman isn't freaking people out with his over-the-top characters in movies like THE HILLS HAVE EYES you can usually catch him at horror conventions wearing our official Hills Have Eyes signature shirt! Click here to check out the shirt!
This is Randy, and he's a bad-ass mutherfucker so watch out, he is dangerous! In his spare time he eats lots of fast food and washes it all down with gallons of liquor, beer, and Pepsi! Besides, he is wearing our kick-ass Zdar T-shirt, so you know he can't be fucked with. Click here to check out the shirt!
Some people beat fags, others beat their wives, but John Dolmayan beats drums for the kick-ass band SYSTEM OF A DOWN. He was spotted at Wondercon sporting our Rotten Cotton shirt, so he must be cool... Click here to check out SYSTEM OF A DOWN'S site: http://www.systemofadown.com
Sean McGrath and Ross Sewage of IMPALED sporting our out-of-print Cannibal Holocaust shirt and our New Hills Have Eyes tee! Rumor has it that this photo was taken only seconds before some hot young groupie chick jumped on stage and sucked their cocks off! The moral of this story? Wear Rotten Cotton and get sucked off by hot chicks! Click here to check out IMPALED'S site: http://www.impaled.info
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