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Disclaimer: All participants sent in the following photos of themselves for us to use as we choose. The crude and immature captions are only parodies and opinions of the Rotten Cotton staff. We imply no truth to the following captions. It's all in fun and not meant to be taken seriously. It's all a joke! In other words, lighten the fuck up and pull that yardstick out of your asshole ya fucking nerd!
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By looking at this pic, you'd think these two inbred lookin' beasts were from North Carolina or some shit. But believe it or not these clowns are from FRANCE! We have quite a following in France now… Anyway, I bet these two fucking stink. I've been to France, everyone there stanks like shit. Use deodorant you smelly bastards! If you need a Zodiac tee, click here, just don't stink it up like these French fucks!
Meet Sonia from France sporting a Gunnar tee and her friend David with the Ron Jeremy tee! Sonia is pretty cute too. And yes we would bang her hard, very very hard. We'd say something shitty about David but he's got the balls to wear our Ron tee so he can't be all that bad. Besides, David is the CEO of Overcome Records
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Our latest Minion is Carlos, he not only loves Rotten Cotton, but he also worships Satan at his cheesy homemade alter in his parents basement. FUCKING LAME. Click here for your own Zombie tee!
Jim Dandy thinks he is Oits and he is crazier than a shit-house rat and needs to be locked up. Repeat after me, "its only a movie, only a movie, only a movie… If you meet Jimmy on the street, kick him in the nuts and run for your fucking life. Click here for your own Otis tee!
This dude wanted to remain anonymous. It might have something to do with his nasty-ass ball sac swinging from his boxers…a real ladies man… Click here for your very own Ricky tee. (Nasty-ass ball sac not included…)
This is Patrick pissing people off while on Vacation in NYC. Right on Patrick…Click here for your own Abortions tee! And remember, its never too late to abort, make the world a better place…
The guy with the big-ass head is Jeff Thomas. But he can't be all that bad if he sports our Gates Of Hell shirt! And yep that's Greg Nicotero of KNB! Got a big head? Need a Gates of Hell shirt? Click here!
Rob from Fallen Angel sportin' the Chop Top's BBQ tee, I can't think of anything shitty to say, you lucked out fucker! Click here to get yours.
This is Phil captured seconds before eating out his bitch during her "heavy flow"… Maybe we should change the shirt to read: "We are going to eat you out"?? Click here for your own Zombie tee.
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