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Disclaimer: All participants sent in the following photos of themselves for us to use as we choose. The crude and immature captions are only parodies and opinions of the Rotten Cotton staff. We imply no truth to the following captions. It's all in fun and not meant to be taken seriously. It's all a joke! In other words, lighten the fuck up and pull that yardstick out of your asshole ya fucking nerd!
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This fucking asshole is Germ. He's the singer for The Rotten Fruits. Check out their site here: http://www.rottenfruits.com Germ looks like he stinks like shit and I bet the band really fucking sucks. Then again what the fuck do I know? Germ is wearing our Burning Church Dahmer tee so maybe he's cool after all. Go here and order one!
Long time friend and customer Mark Center pictured here with Sid Haig! Mark is sporting the old school Blackest Heart tee! Sid's wearing one of our official House Of 1000 corpses shirts and he looks fucking drunk. (and that's a complement!) Be sure to check out Mark's site here. He is into everything from UFO's to scuba diving, to skate boarding. Click here to get your own Old School Blackest Heart tee and click here to order your own House Of 1000 Corpses shirt!
This is Adam Kelly. How much do ya wanna bet his mother beat his little ass for shaving that Mohawk into his cranium and getting ketchup all over the fucking sofa? You need your own "Cabby" tee, click here!
This is Brian Stuhr, I have no idea how you pronounce his last name and I don't really give two shits. Brian is the lead singer for SPECULUM. Check out there site here: http://www.angelfire.com/alt/speculum you'll find some MP3's of their shit there. Brian is wearing our Burning Church Night Stalker tee. Go here and order one.
It's the director of Killer Cup and Killer Cup 2 Jef Grenier! Never heard of Killer Cup? Its insanely fun, can't wait for the sequel! Go here for some info and reviews on Killer Cup: http://www.diabolical-dominion.com/Reviews/Killer_Cup/ and go here for your own Basket Case tee!
Its Curtis Severs with out PETA tee and Kevin Smith with a nervous shit eating grin and a faggotty-fagman hair style. Thanks for the pic Curtis. Click here for your own tee!
Cool pic! Its David Gutierrez and some "upside down pussy" at the Erotic LA Convention! All the bitches love Rotten Cotton. Rotten Cotton tees = stank on the hang low. Need some stank on your hang low? Click here and get your threads…
Look at this fucking idiot. His name is Josh. He has no friends. He stinks. His bed sheets are covered in "wasted seed". He has no future. Wanna be like Josh? Then you need a Pogo tee, click here!
Wow, fucking wow. Now this is cool. This guy actually went out of his way and did something creative! We need more pics like this, thanks to Ian Aiken for the pics! Get your own Tenebrae shirt here!
Yep that's Glenn Danzig, pictured with Rotten Minion Jeffery Jamison . Jeff claims he scores tons of high school pussy because of his Rotten Cotton collection and we believe him. Yep even losers like Jeff can rock the sweet young box if they sport Rotten Cotton. Click here and get your own Burial Ground tee!
This is Jon Laity and our Ron Does It Deeper tee! Ron digs it and so do the dumb cunts. Get your own Ron tee here and be the life of any Porn convention!
Here we have Josh Watkins pictured after he killed, gutted, and raped a deer. Looks like fun. Get your own Pogo tee here.
Its Minion Kaan wearing one of our official House tees and pictured with his hero Sid Haig. Get your own house tee here and you can also visits sid's official site here: http://www.sidhaig.com
Rotten Cotton is all over the fucking place from the underground to the mainstream. Here is a pic of the band Evanescence. Not my kind of music, the singer would sound better with my dick in her mouth. But she is fucking hot as hell; I just wish she were in porn. Anyway, one of the band member's is cool! He is sportin' our "Saw Is Family" tee. Go here and get your own. And check out Evanescence's official site here: http://www.evanescence.com/
This is Simon Houston, he is from New Zealand and he is a FUCKING PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS. He sent us this pic 10 times and has emailed us about 20 fucking times with shit like this; "when are you going to add my pic to your site???" I'm posting his pic so he will finally shut the fuck up. The pic is stupid, Simon is an asshole, I hope he gets ass cancer. Get your own Zombie tee here. Special Message to Simon, listen up fuck hole: I'll send your free shirt when I get around to it, if you fucking email me one more time for any reason I'll use your shirt to line the bottom of my cat's dirt box before I ship it.
This is 16 year old Troy Salur from New Jersey. Thanks for the lame pic Troy. Now put your mommy's knife back in the kitchen drawer before someone gets hurt. Get your own "Jack" tee here.
Heres some dude backstage seeing Archenemy, Hatebreed and SLAYER at Universal Ampitheatre on the Jaegermeister Tour. I don't think the dude gave us his name, I can't seem to find it anywhere. Here is his web site, http://www.ramenbudget.com not sure what's going on here and I don't have the time to figure it out: Anyway he has good taste so I posted the pic. Get your own tee here.
Its stand up comedian and lover of all things METAL Brian Posehn back stage at a Metallica show wearing one of our tees, and hangin' with Kirk. Check out Brian's site: http://brianposehn.com/ and go down load some Metallica songs!
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