On the Road photos
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The following photos are from the many Conventions and Trade show that we do every year. If you ended up on these pages Congratulations! This could very well be your 15 minutes of fame! If we made fun of you and hurt your little feelings, tough shit, you're probably a fucking geek and you deserved it. See ya at the next con!
Disclaimer: All participants volunteered for the following photos, all photos were taken in a public place in full view of the camera. The crude and immature captions are only parodies and opinions of the Rotten Cotton staff. We imply no truth to the following captions. It's all in fun and not meant to be taken seriously. It's all a joke! In other words, lighten the fuck up and pull that yardstick out of your asshole ya fucking nerd!
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Yea, after a few beers we'd fuck 'em too…
Its impossible to walk by a big 'ol cottage cheese ass like that and not take a few pics! We'd pay good money for a whiff of that anal vapor.
How the fuck did this BEAST get her fat legs and her big barrel ass into those shorts? What a nasty fucking skanky ass-cunt. No fucking respect for herself. No fucking respect for her fellow human beings... Do us all a favor sweetie, find a bridge and jump off.
We love female butt. And this one had a particularly pungent odor that we just couldn't resist. An interesting bouquet of shit, piss, vagina juice, and beer. We were instantly in love.
Its captain ANAL! Don't bend over within a 10 foot radius of this homo-nerd…
Hands down, the hottest bitch at the con…we fucked her. We fucked her hard.
Its Damien, one of the cronies behind http://www.livingdeaddolls.com
captured here with some sexy vixen that was "mentally raped" by
every heterosexual male in the room that night.
Captain's Log:"I'm a fag…"
Cute costume dick head.
What's better than a drunk fat retard nerd chick with her fat belly hangin'out? A drunk fat retard nerd chick with her belly hanging out that can't hold her fucking liquor! Thanks for making our day you fat puking whore!
If this piece of work is "straight" then we're respectable young men that attend Church every Sunday.
More butt shots just for the fuck of it…This one is a little on the flat side. But we'd still park our cocks in her garage without a doubt!
Some guys pay good money to have a hot chick in uniform massage their corn-hole. But at comic-cons this shit goes down for free!
"I eat my boogers"
We're equal opportunity pigs. We fondle all the bitches, regardless of age or race.
Even Mo Butt shots! This one is green…but we'd still fuck it raw.
Looky dis sexy little fairy, so cute and innocent… and look at that fuckin' turd-cutter! We'd love to dip our biscuits in her gravy.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, a bunch of smelly ass nerds with plastic sticks congregated at a comic book convention only to be ridiculed and tormented by the assholes at Rotten Cotton…
Here she is again. Oh, and I just mentally did her in the butt. (again). I do believe that's her "man" in the background with the latex pants. He'll be kicking our asses next year for sure but it was worth it!
It was about 10pm and time for the Devils Rejects Panel. And since we were drunk as fuck we decided to follow Sid and Bill on stage and help them field questions from comic fags in the audience. No we didn't have shit to do with the movie (except for making tees for the crew, Sid is wearing one…) but the shit-brains in the crowd bought our line of bullshit hook, line, and sinker. Make sure you see this fucker when it comes out, go visit the site here: http://www.thedevilsrejects.com/
Rob likes to lick big fat pussy.
Yep, this "man-beast" stunk like 3-day old crusty dried shit…
loves the cock…
The Tick with camel toe. If I was your daddy I would have pinched your head off at birth…
Be careful what you ask for. It's always the skanks that wanna show off their nasty ass fatty milk bags.
We had no idea some Strorm Troopers came with tits! We made her take that lame suit off to check out the other parts too…everything seemed to be "Federation Regulation". If more Storm Troopers looked like this Episodes 1 and 2 might have been worth a shit. And you better not fuck up Episode 3! Fuck you Lucas, you HACK!
Wanna see
hot chicks kiss? Just fucking ask 'em…
What do we do at con's when we are bored? (Besides taking pics of chick's asses…) We moon people! This is a pic of the Hotel elevator; it overlooks the bar/restaurant where about 100 people on their vacations were having dinner! Fucking fabulous.
These 14-year-old chicks were at the con with their parents. We looked up their skirts. God bless America.
Look at this dumb fat cunt sleeping in the hallway of the Hotel. Next time don't spend all your parents' money on comic books and donuts and you might be able to afford a room. Fat whore!
Show your ass at a convention and Rotten Cotton will make you famous!
Nigga Pleaze…
We just had to know what was cookin' under this twat's costume. You should have seen the look on the old bag's face at Walmart when we picked up the film! What is this world coming too?
When a con sucks as much as this one did we have to make the best of it. We came up with a brilliant fucking idea; Stick offensive Rotten Cotton stickers on the back of nerdy storm troopers when they ain't lookin'! I bet this fucker was pissed when he found out he'd been walking around the con all day with an I Fuck Nuns sticker on his back! Click here and get your own sticker! Buy two and stick one on a gay Storm Trooper!
The infamous butt photographer strikes again!
East coast OG super Black Nerd pimpin' out his Ho, Shawnequa .
Hella Shawn hamin' it up with a big dumb-ass nerd.
Day 2 of this shit-ass con. We all partied way to fucking hard the night before and Rob was the only one that managed to make it down to the dealer table the next morning, the rest of us were sound asleep up in the hotel. We figured Rob was at the table selling shit for us but the fucker was sleeping at the table! Didn't make much difference the show fucking sucked anyway. Special thanks to Tom Savini our neighbor that weekend for taking the pics!
This pic started out
as just another one of our boring ass shots, until we looked closely and saw
the bitch's TAMPON STRING!!! Fucking score! Thank you GOD! Words cannot describe
how fucking cool this is! It doesn't get much better than this…Now we
can all die happy!
Cool costume, but I don't remember the real Wonder Woman having that much cottage cheese on her ass. If this bitch is wearing panties, good luck finding them, they are lost forever…
Murderer?
Proof that not all nerds are ugly losers. Well they might still be losers but they ain't ugly and could sit on our faces any time.
So you are a huge fucking NERD. Why advertise it? Dick.
The highlight of last
year was our visit to the set of the new Rob Zombie film The Devil's Rejects.
Check out the following cool pics and try not to get too jealous, it ain't
easy being this fucking cool.
Pray you don't see us at the
next con! -Rotten Staff
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