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The following photos are from the many Conventions and Trade show that we do every year. If you ended up on these pages Congratulations! This could very well be your 15 minutes of fame! If we made fun of you and hurt your little feelings, tough shit, you're probably a fucking geek and you deserved it. See ya at the next con!
Disclaimer: All participants volunteered for the following photos, all photos were taken in a public place in full view of the camera. The crude and immature captions are only parodies and opinions of the Rotten Cotton staff. We imply no truth to the following captions. It's all in fun and not meant to be taken seriously. It's all a joke! In other words, lighten the fuck up and pull that yardstick out of your asshole ya fucking nerd!
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Goddamn this is one ugly fucking bitch. Or is it a dude? Wait a second, is it even fucking human??? Whatever it is, we bet it fucking stinks like shit.
We saw this thing crawling from across the room and couldn't resist getting a photo with it. Its not everyday you see such a beast. That's one pretty fucked up face-lift too. What a fucking train wreck. But then again we were at a comic book con and compared to the other "pussy" walking around at least we can tell she was female.
Its fucking Queen Beast of the comic nerds! When she isn't killing wild game or spearing fish with that fucked-up walking stick, she uses it as a butt-plug. Go eat another pizza you tub o' shit.
Oh snap! It's Robin Hood! He steals from the rich and gives to the poor. But more importantly, he's never had sex with a woman and he probably never will.
These guys are all about Ghostbusters and suckin' cock.
Finally, a chick at a comic show that doesn't appear to be a fucking NERD. No stupid fucking costume, just some big ass titties, dick suckin' lips, and some thick-ass thighs that just scream out for cock! On a scale of 1 to 10, we'd fuck her.
(Webmasters note: I think this is Penthouse model Aria Giovanni. Very nice!)
There is no fucking hope for this complete loser of losers. None whatsoever. What a fucking mess. We can only hope that she wakes up one day and realizes that her life is completely worthless and throws herself in front of a Mac Truck. We're keeping our fingers crossed.
FAG.
Silly fucking Asians. We hope both you bastards come down with SARS.
Rotten Cotton Staff members Rob and Jon captured seconds before getting blown…
The coolest waiter at Buca Di Beppos…
Comic-Fags can't even perform the simplest of tasks… Like matching fucking socks. Dick head.
"drunk on cock"
The RC Staff with Sid Haig!
After smelling geeks all day, we head over to the Hotel bar and finish the day off with an official Rotten Cotton drinking binge. In case you didn't know, the two clowns in the middle are the Boone Brothers, check out their insane cat fighting video here: http://www.brawlinbroads.com
Jon in the hotel bar with a triple shot of Vodka! Whats the big deal you say? Well, Jon is only 19! But when you hang with Rotten Cotton you get special privileges like free drinks and all the poon you could ask for, no matter what your age is.
pimpin'
Drunk ass fools at the Burbank Fango con 2003!!!
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