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The following photos are from the many Conventions and Trade show that we do every year. If you ended up on these pages Congratulations! This could very well be your 15 minutes of fame! If we made fun of you and hurt your little feelings, tough shit, you're probably a fucking geek and you deserved it. See ya at the next con!

Disclaimer: All participants volunteered for the following photos, all photos were taken in a public place in full view of the camera. The crude and immature captions are only parodies and opinions of the Rotten Cotton staff. We imply no truth to the following captions. It's all in fun and not meant to be taken seriously. It's all a joke! In other words, lighten the fuck up and pull that yardstick out of your asshole ya fucking nerd!

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Fags come in all shapes, sizes and nationalities

Take a peek at this fucking GEEK. What the fuck is he supposed to be anyway? Some gay-anime character or something? And why does he have a dried TURD hanging from his neck? Like he didn't already smell bad enough without hanging a piece of shit around his neck…

The Greatest America Faggot…

Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

Shit! Someone cool at a Comic book con!?!? Yep, this is Gabe Martinez the creator of Martin the Satanic Raccoon! He must be a good guy if he is wearing our Cannibal Holocaust shirt! Visit his site now! And tell 'em we sent ya! http://www.satanicracoon.com/

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a fat tub of shit!

This IDIOT calls himself Liquor Man… He was funny for about 15 seconds then he got real fucking annoying and louder than shit. Just when we thought we'd have to listen to this shit-stain for the entire convention a Rotten Cotton customer came by and punched this loser in his fat gut and shut his fucking hole up. Notice the bandages and bruising on his belly...

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

Goddamn what a lame piece of shit costume… So you live rent-free in your parent's basement, you work 40 hours a week at McDonalds, and this is the best costume you can come up with? FUCKING LOSER.

Hella-Jon the newest member to the Rotten Cotton staff captured seconds before getting blown by The Satan's Cheerleaders!

Look at this fine-ass Amazon Chick! Then take a look at her boyfriend… Do we really need to say anything? We must admit he is one lucky mutherfucker to have a dumper like that in his face every night!

Not all the attendees at Comic book cons are geeks. This dude had the good taste to buy our Bad Taste tee…Click here to order your own Bad Taste tee!

A long time ago, in a Burger King far far away… Its Boba Fett's 400 pound cousin Boba Fatt! May the cholesterol be with you…

It's the Editor and Chief of BadAzz Mofo Magazine, David Walker chillin' with Rotten Cotton Staffer Hella-Jon… Visit the Mofo Site here! Order some BadAzz Mofo tees here

Who's this freak in our Henry tee? He reads BadAzz Mofo so can't be all that bad…Get your own Henry tee here! And visit the Eye Suck Ink page here: http://www.eyesuckink.com

You must be one ugly mutherfucker to toss a bag on your head at a Comic book con.

More proof that Rotten Cotton has the coolest customers. This dudes tattoos are fucking amazing…Click here for your own tee!

Helter Skelter baby! Click here and get your own!

She gets an A for the effort. But put some fucking clothes on honey! Its hard to see in the photo but her pubic area was covered with nasty red blistering razor bumps and ingrown hairs. It was fucked. Chicks with over-grown pubic messes should wear pants. Try Nair next time sweet cheeks…