On the Road photos
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The following photos are from the many Conventions and Trade show that we do every year. If you ended up on these pages Congratulations! This could very well be your 15 minutes of fame! If we made fun of you and hurt your little feelings, tough shit, you're probably a fucking geek and you deserved it. See ya at the next con!
Disclaimer:
All participants volunteered for the following photos, all photos were taken
in a public place in full view of the camera. The crude and immature captions
are only parodies and opinions of the Rotten Cotton staff. We imply no truth
to the following captions. It's all in fun and not meant to be taken seriously.
It's all a joke! In other words, lighten the fuck up and pull that yardstick
out of your asshole ya fucking nerd!
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Super Robo-Fag
What do we do at con's when we are fucking bored? Take pictures of chicks asses, what else? Check out the "Turd-Cutter" on this broad…
Rob Zombie hangin' out at the Rotten Cotton booth. Goddamn it we are so cool huh? Click here for your own House Of 1000 Corpses tee!
We would love to say something real fucking nasty about this piece of work, but this dude is about 7 feet fucking tall and he'll probably kick all of our asses next year so we'll be nice. You can insert your own joke here: ____________________________________
Yes even more proof that black people can be nerds too! Who the fuck is this home skillet supposed to be anyway? The bastard child of Lando Calrissian and Al Sharpton?
Goddamn! Another Black Nerd representin'! At least this fuck was smart enough to hide his face!
Chicks in San Diego will do just about anything to be on the Rotten Cotton site! Thanks ladies!
Wow, look at this fucking creep. "Gee, I think I'll paint my entire fucking body blue today, and walk around a comic book con like a mutherfucking idiot…"
Take a look at these two broads. Not bad for a comic book con, and if you look closely you can almost see some poon!
Once again Rotten Cotton has the coolest booth at the con, the celebrities always swing by for the latest in fucked-up clothing. Here we have Rotten Staffer Rob with Chris Hardwick and "Just Shoot Me's" Brian Posehn! Anyway, visit Chris's site and Brian's site and tell him Rotten Cotton sent ya!
Rotten Staffer Jon pictured with Darin Scott director of Caught Up! He also produced Fear of a Black Hat, Tales from the Hood, and a bunch of others. So what did Darin have to say?: "You guys are out of control…" He might be right, but it sure is fun!
Its Elvira! (If she gained 50 pounds and was beat about the face with a lead pipe…)
Its Captain Ass and his sidekick The Satanic Butt Plug! They fight crime, fuck each other's asses, and attend Cher concerts, all in the name of ANAL… These guys must be fucking GAY. There simply isn't any other explanation. Real men that enjoy the taste of a woman's box would not be caught dead dressed like this. We don't have anything against gay people, but you have to admit, fags are funny!
Yea she's a geek, but she is also a hot piece of ass, and we would probably drag our balls through 3 miles of broken glass just to eat the corn out of her shit…
Lets see, how can we possibly make fun of this guy with out using the word FAG? Huh…Well…Let's see….FUCK! We can't do it, its impossible! We don't support gay bashing but we certainly understand it.
Just in case you were wondering how Rotten Cotton deals with assholes that approach our table and bitch and complain about our serial killer shirts…
Fucking TARDS.
Need to get laid at a comic-con? Here be your man, an official Comic Nerd Pimp! Trade him a mint condition Spiderman #1 for your pick of the finest stock of smelly comic nerd bitches.
Check out this Saucy Bitch. She smelled good enough to eat too.
What in the fuck is this? If I only had my fucking shot gun…
Its fucking TACO! The coolest waiter at DICKS LAST RESORT! Told ya we'd put you on the site punk! You owe us some free drinks! See ya next year!
Jon's gonna need a step ladder to get some action of this broad.
So what was the best part of the con? This smokin' hot young thang prancing around with nothing covering her beautiful Boo-Bees but little strips of latex! God bless you honey, you were the ONLY reason the con didn't suck. Now just think, everyday thousands of lame Rotten Cotton fan boys will be spanking off to your titties! Isn't America great?
Here's a couple of hot skanks.Their shit definitely don't stink, it probably smells like a bed of roses on a warm summer day. In fact, they probably shit out soft serve ice cream and piss apple martinis.
"I just shit my pants…"
They said they were 18…how were we supposed to know?
Who are these punk-ass mutherfuckers you ask? Non other than the bastards behind the Living Dead Dolls! Rotten Cotton will be working with them in the near future on the Zombie Pocket Pussy! What's a ZPP you ask? Well, its the first sex toy created for necrophiliacs that crave dead, stiff, and dry pussy. You down with ZPP? Email them to reserve your copy now! Tell 'em Rotten Cotton sent you!
The Wayans Brothes stopped by the Rotten Cotton booth for our Juice Is Loose tee! Just more proof that we're a bunch of cool as mutherfuckas. Yea we are cocky as hell, but its our web site so fuck off if you don't like it. Get your own Juice Is Loose tee here.
Yep we saved the best pic for last. We met up with these three young honeys at a mini-mart in Bakersfield Ca during our 8 hour road trip home from the con…We ended up spending the day at their trailer park and hangin' out with all the local white trash! So how do the Kings at Rotten Cotton get the young honeys naked? Well, we fill 'em with liquor (Old Crow baby!) and treat 'em like shit…
Pray you don't see us at the
next con! -Rotten Staff
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